I don't have much to offer you, but when I do, I'll put it here.
Have Spotify? Subscribe to my Boy Bands playlist to relive the filthy songs from the 00s. Then go take a cold shower.
The Single Gal's Christmas Card (blank)
Cartoon Template
Jealous of my drawings?
Draw your own you!
I would assume that seeing this will make you lose your respect for me, but let's be honest: I draw stick people. How much respect could I expect?