HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
This being the first night of Hanukkah (Chanukah? Chanukkah?) and my lack of posts for such a long time, I decided it was time for holiday greetings!!! For those of you who, like me: (1) have yet to mail a single card; (2) feel a little weird about being grown-up and sending cards; and (3) don't like the generic cards available in my price range, you're in luck! I've made a few designs of my own! They're great for me because they're free and funny and I didn't actually print them so I don't have to worry about sending them anywhere. (Somewhere I know my plan is flawed, but here we are anyway.)
1. Real Talk
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I mean, that's selfish and makes me feel guilty because Christmas and all. So send those things to a charity of your choice. Personally, I totally dig St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital. And so do Jennifer Aniston and Jon Hamm, so it's gotta be good.
For those holiday movie purists out there, boo hiss, go watch "It's a Wonderful Life". (Another movie that I love, btw.) Elf is chock full of one-liners and quotes that spread Christmas cheer almost as well as singing loud for all to hear. (See what I did there?)
For legal reasons, I should point out I own nothing that has to do with "Elf" and I'm making no money off of this card so there.
2. The Obligatory "Elf" Card
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For legal reasons, I should point out I own nothing that has to do with "Elf" and I'm making no money off of this card so there.
3. Puppy Love
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Aw, but adorable little farts they are.
For legal reasons, I should probably point out that I DO own this little Boston, so respect it. Creative commons copyright and all that-- share but refer back! Or may the copyright gods come down on you swiftly and with lots of stinky farts.
For legal reasons, I should probably point out that I DO own this little Boston, so respect it. Creative commons copyright and all that-- share but refer back! Or may the copyright gods come down on you swiftly and with lots of stinky farts.
4. Stay Golden
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What better gift is there than friendship? Nothing.
Enjoy the intro and get ALL the warm fuzzies. You know you want to sing along.
(*I also don't own the Golden Girls, but they do own my heart. Sigh.)
I know I've limited my audience here. But sometimes to truth is so very real that it's worth it.
Feel free to print these if you feel like paying for that (I can't imagine you would) or using your ink that way (in which case, sorry for the colored backgrounds). I made them as 5x7's so there! If you're awful nice, I'll even send a full res file your way. (Aw, shucks!)
Happy holidays, y'all. I hope you get to spend them with people you love doing things you love and over-indulging in good things. Only good things!
(*I also don't own the Golden Girls, but they do own my heart. Sigh.)
5. The Perfect Card for Other Twenty-Something Single Folks
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I know I've limited my audience here. But sometimes to truth is so very real that it's worth it.
Feel free to print these if you feel like paying for that (I can't imagine you would) or using your ink that way (in which case, sorry for the colored backgrounds). I made them as 5x7's so there! If you're awful nice, I'll even send a full res file your way. (Aw, shucks!)
Happy holidays, y'all. I hope you get to spend them with people you love doing things you love and over-indulging in good things. Only good things!
