Alright folks, it looks as though many of you anticipate an identity crisis in my future. New Orleans is going to make me an entirely different person?! That's news to me!
For those of you who don't know me well, let me paint you a picture (or crudely draw you a stick figure):
That's me. Pretty average, I know, but I like me a lot, so I'm happy with this picture.
What everyone else pictures, however, is a little more seedy (or depressing):
To be fair, my family also pictures me as this:
|Copyright the History Channel|
I have something else in mind: